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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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