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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why so serious ?

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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