Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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penis. nuff said.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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