Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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