- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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