- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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