- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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