- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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