POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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