- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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