Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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