- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

quantum physics?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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