- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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