- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

eoin burgin is fat

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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