- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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