- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

SHUT UP JP

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Dead girls can't say no.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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