Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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nothing

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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quantum physics?

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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