- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why dont they make black forks

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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