- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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