- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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