Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Eric is gay Ha

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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