A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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