If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Communism hehe xd

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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