why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Racial Equality

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

^ That's not even funny ^

My jeans

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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