rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

SHUT UP JP

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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