- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

it was all Tagart

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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