whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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