What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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