- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what do you call a black guy african american

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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