- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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