Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Double-whammy

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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