Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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