- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Ring Ring Hello? Click

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Once upon a time a was born

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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