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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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