A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

thumb_up thumb_down -1

13 =B you just learned something

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock who's there? your destiny

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops