- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

that wall over there ->

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

kennah campion when she talks

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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