Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

poo

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

SHUT UP JP

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