- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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