- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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