- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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