- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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