- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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