- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Yellow People !!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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