- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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