- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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