- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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