Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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