Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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