- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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