- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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