- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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