Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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