- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Sam Hengal.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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