- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How did th-A fridge.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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