- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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