- Anti Joke

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

i like it in the mouth

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

knock knock come in

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.