- Anti Joke

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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