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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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