Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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