What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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