Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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dallen loves penis

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