Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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