Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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