What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Anti Joke

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