- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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