- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

THe Election

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Roses are red.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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