- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

If you just read this, You're dead.

I like poop in my butt

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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