- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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