Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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civil rights

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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