- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked her where you were.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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