- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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