Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A young baby died.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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school homewrok

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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