- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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