- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

can you touch your toes? no

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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