- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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