An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

who else is on here?

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Rush Limbaugh

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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