What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What is life? Paul.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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