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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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