- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

800 people died last year. end of story

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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