A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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