- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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