How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Anti Joke

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