- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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