why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Poop...

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

12/23/2012

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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