What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Women's rights

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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