- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

rent a cops

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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