A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Man U

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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